What the shit?

The world is full of horrible, horrible things. Poverty, child abuse, violence, corruption, racism, genocide… you’d be hard pressed to open a newspaper without being bombarded by the wretched monstrosities which mankind has cast upon itself. But here at I Hate Everything we’re hitting the big targets and tackling the real issues – like people who walk too slowly, Asians with annoying names, or mobile phones without the word “titties” in their dictionaries. We’re fighting the good fight, the only way we know how: by bitching about it to some degenerates on the internet (that’s you, by the way).

Part exercise in web/community development, part virtual stress ball, part response to other shitty blogs (I’m kidding, guys. It’s not your fault you’re about as exciting as freshly photocopied paper), I Hate Everything is rude, crude, and politically incorrect. It’s not for the faint of heart, or for those who can’t understand that we’re joking and going to exaggerate (or even invent entirely) our frustration to make it more entertaining to read. If you’re offended by what you read here, it’s probably best to just, you know, stop taking it seriously. We’re not here to start “attacking” people; just poking stupid fun or playing off of stereotypes. When it comes down to it we’re actually pretty nice guys. Except for Sam, he’s a dick. No I’m not. Yes you are. Whatever. Fuck you.