James is a 16-year-old male (!?!) living somewhere in Australia. And that's about as personally identifiable as it's ever gonna get, because James also has a small build and a big mouth, which means that he's liable to be beaten up for posting stuff on this blog. Not that his friends don't know it's him here anyway, but it helps keep family, employers, school administrators and law enforcement officers away too.

People will tell you that his interests include World of Warcraft, being lonely, Xbox, and chronic masterbation. Only one of these is true (it's the third one. His gamertag is TheShadyGnome, if you're interested). He also enjoys film and creative writing, and has a sporadic interest in web development and programming.

He'll probably type a third paragraph in third person, at a later date.